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FOIE GRAS

Take one skinny duck and force a funnel down it's throat. Tip in organic seed mix. Leave bird to waddle around yard for several weeks, have a couple of pastis, then send to have neck wrung. Take to reputable chef to prepare foie gras and encase it in the remaining yellow fat.

Serve with toast and Sauternes. If not available Fanta will do.

Herbie

#10 April 2006

Comments...


Yeah, Ok. But Fanta Grape.

Posted by: ken | 2:18pm  11 April 2006


Merde alors! Eet eez mahtch nahcer do 'ave GOOSE! ">More...

leever.

Posted by: jean | 7:06am  12 April 2006


i am too pure to contaminate my body with such filth

Posted by: | 10:47am  12 April 2006


I agree. Organic seed mix doesn't sit well with me. Gives me the shits.

Posted by: | 8:01pm  12 April 2006