Concrete and Clay

3 tbsp Lyles Golden Syrup (the stuff with the dead lion on the front of the tin), 2 tbsp butter (use spoon as trowel), 3 tbsp cocoa powder.

Mulletover "Wedding reception" this Saturday 26th November at EQ Warehouse, Waterden Road, Hackney Wick, London, UK. 11pm-6am. £10 on the door. Featuring Anja Schneider (mobilee records), Riton (Grand Central), The Insurgents (Retox) and resident Geddes.

Isn't it odd how people seem to attract certain things and situations? Among the things I seem to attract are:

• Cowboy hats and hats of all kinds, but particularly cowboy ones.
• Dust.
• Holey socks.
• Getting thrown out of nightclubs and bars for no reason...