Tramp: "You got any change?"
CCTV Camera: "Negative citizen."
Tramp: "Come on, spare some change mate?"
CCTV Camera: "Negative citizen, please return to your blanket."
Tramp: "Just 20p! Is that a crime?"
CCTV Cam: "Please desist citizen and please obstruct your canine from urinating onto my optic"
#05 April 2007
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