Concrete and Clay

On the 26 Bus, 1pm Saturday, St Pauls

Woman (about 45, northern) "That bloke looked like he meant trouble don't you reckon?"

Man (similar age, northerness) "Yep, he did."

Queue a massive explosive sound, like a pipe bursting or a sandwich bag being burst.

Woman "What did you do that for?"

Man (as if in passing) "I farted in the bag."

Woman "What did you do that for?"

Man "I farted in the bag."

Woman "I'll ask you one more time, what did you do that for?"

Man "I farted in the bag."