Concrete and Clay

Tip #1: When purchasing beer from any of the local liquor stores, be sure to bring an old newspaper with you. That way, when the clerk hands you your nectar in one of those see-through plastic bags, you can conceal its contents by cleverly wrapping up your paper around them. This will spare you the heckles from the winos and street urchins.

Tip #2: Avoid carrying change or distribute it evenly between all your pockets. Keys can be wrapped up in an old sock. This muffles the jingle-jangle.