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SECRET LONDON SOCIETIES REVEALED

Part 2: Soul Sellers aka Chariots of Roomed Cartons.

Only to be found in remote, isolated side streets in or around Zones 1 and 2 of the central hub, i.e. Grey Eagle Street. Incredible ability to change the form of objects, matter, mass enclosed within boxes, often milk cartons in split seconds, according to Schroedinger's Cat theorum. Located in 2/4 seater cars/carriages in clusters of two. Often of north-western origin, prey on the naive and well-funded.

A typical occurence will involve Soul Seller, 1, reaching elbow through window followed by chin and head at passing member. Speech follows, according to figure(s); "Have got a Sony Digital Camera in here, need to get rid of. You interested?" At which point General Scale of Naievity of Person acts in relation to; Wealth, scale (1), Amount of money in cash point (x), (2) Desire to Obtain the Impossible (also known as Thrill Willing) (3).

If equation is resolved into positive integer, member 1, henceforth known as Milk Victim, climbs into chariot and is whisked to point of cash dispersal (Life Giver) by Soul Seller 2 (driver). Victim will fruitlessly keep eyes on all time at cardboard box through which thrill is chased. After cash is dispersed to Soul Seller, sudden miraculous transformation within cardboard occurs (The Miracle). Recorded cases of transformation include; kittens, petals, batteries, semi-skimmed milk. Most recently recorded victim recorded observed, "At £150 they were the most expensive pints of milk I've ever drunk."

#29 November 2005

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say what?

Posted by: | 10:49am  30 November 2005


I believe the editor of concrete and clay once bought some speakers off a guy in a van, but thats a different story.

Posted by: | 5:35pm  30 November 2005