I have been on a website and been led to believe that if I let people know about their website, I will get a new camera.
My current camera is big and heavy and I have been wanting to get a new one for time, if you or anyone you know click on this link and sign up to some other thing (I bought the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and some other DVD, for £10) I will receive this camera. Am I being done? Will my identity be stolen? Will I receive nothing but a life lesson? I am tired of living in fear, I don't want to believe that everyone is out to get me. Anyway, click the link then register whatever name you choose, and you too can join this crazy internet experiment. Or at least check this site for a comical account of my misfortunes.
#11 January 2006
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Did you read the small print or are your eyes too squinty?:
To purchase this products(s) at the advertised price, you agree to become a Channel member. As a member, you agree to buy at least 6 Products at the Channel Price, (at least £8.99) with at least one of those six Products every quarter.
Fortunately should you choose to:
You may cancel your Channel account by writing to us within 10 days of receiving your product and as long as you return the product unopened, we will refund the money you have paid in full.
But most important of all - why charlie and the chocolate factory - it's pants mate.
Posted by: sir | 10:42pm 11 January 2006
Thanks, as a precaution I always give my birth date a year out and a seperate billing adress to my registered home adress. I believe due to my squintiness I didn't fill the fields in correctly anyway. The experiment continues...
Posted by: Danny Reakes | 8:52am 12 January 2006
C&C Factory was fantastic. I wanna deal in oompas.
Posted by: ken | 10:53am 12 January 2006
I could sort you out with some but it's going to cost you serious beans.
Posted by: | 1:08pm 12 January 2006
oh dear Ken, another area of disagreement, where will it end?
Posted by: sir | 6:31pm 12 January 2006
Ok, it was no-where NEAR as good as Gene Wilder's interpretation of the troubled chocolatier, but it still rocked.
Posted by: ken | 11:17am 13 January 2006
"So you get...nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"
Posted by: willy wonka | 1:58pm 13 January 2006
maybe its a Tim Burton thang, I've never warmed to the chap. Gimme early Luc Besson any day. Or the chap who did Amores Perros and 21 grams
Posted by: sir | 6:27pm 13 January 2006
Aw, but the kiddies! What about the kiddies? Wholesome family entertainment with contemporary cultural references and a Jacko impersonator amongst them.
Posted by: ken | 11:12am 14 January 2006
Devinette : J'etais noir. Qui suis-je? (Jacko)
I was white, who am I? (Fat bwoy in Charlie and Choc Factory)
Tell these to your friends
Posted by: Herb | 8:06am 19 January 2006