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SOUNDS OF THE POLICE

My flat overlooks a large Police Station. They have a tannoy system that they use to broadcast announcements throughout their building and yard areas. These announcements are clearly audible in my flat, and are mainly, but not always, of the "canteen is now open" variety.

Other sounds I have heard through the Police tannoy:

Loud, tinny recording of "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree" by Gary Glitter, played in its entirety. This was at 7am.

Horribly distorted and loud Crazy Frog ringtone, repeated three times, followed by childish giggling.

Repeatedly playing the chorus of KRS One "Sound Of Da Police", then taking it in turns to do karaoke. This went on for half an hour.

Infernal racket, I'm calling the police!

#03 August 2005

Comments...


Get a ghetto blaster and a tape of Body Count's "Cop Killer".

Posted by: Ken Kong | 6:54pm   3 August 2005


Or N.W.A.'s "Fuck The Police" (but that's more generic)

Posted by: Marco Polo | 7:50pm   3 August 2005


When I pee in Serges' bathroom I can see the police station through the window, I hope they can see me,

Posted by: | 10:32am   4 August 2005


They can see you.

Posted by: Serge | 4:54pm   4 August 2005