London is a car that's been parked in the sun all day long and I am a dog with my tongue sticking through a crack in the window.
Today at lunch I saw a willow look-alike throwing the day's papers into a bin. An enraged shopkeeper ran onto the street cursing him.
'News! News! News!' the willow figure called, throwing the Mail back where it belongs. A Sun simmered on top of the bin next to a banana.
#22 June 2005
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This morning I saw a puddle of shit and some "kelvin" underpants which had been used to wipe the persons ass. Further on I saw a man in the sun with his bollocks hanging out of his shorts while a mother, daughter and grandmother played football. I just thought you should know.
Posted by: | 5:13pm 27 June 2005