The other night I went to Noodle King, ordered some food, ate it, and walked off. I did not pay for it. I did not avoid payment on purpose but I have financially benefitted from my forgetfullness. If I had done it deliberately, I wonder if I would have been chased and asked to pay for my 49b and mixed fruit juice?
#27 June 2005
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I paid for a chicken but the labeling was wrong. It said 1/2 a chicken, when clearly, the packaging contained a whole bird.
Upon realising his mistake, the vendor tried asked for it back, so as to adjust the price.
I didn't let him.
$2.00 for a whole lemon garlic chicken.
Posted by: | 6:34pm 27 June 2005
I used to always steal the most expensive small items on my list when doing the weekly shop at my local supermarket. These items were generally: coffee and cheese.
One day I was caught with half a pound of Canadian Mature Cheader in my coat pocket, and had to pretend to be retarded to prevent them from calling the police.
It worked, they just banned me from all of their stores and let me go.
Fortunately, like Clark Kent, I am unrecognisable as the same person when not wearing my glasses. I returned to the store glasses-free the following day and continued to shop there regularly unitl I moved away from the area.
These days - I pay for cheese.
Posted by: anon | 12:11pm 28 June 2005
My man LegoMan once told me in a heigtened state to 'always look after your cheese', he got beat-up returning to a store he pilfered $50 worth of foreign cheeses from a year earlier. Canadians.
Posted by: | 1:51pm 29 June 2005