Concrete and Clay

I’m not one for travelling. So when I was offered a job in Williamsburg, I thought "shit, that's pretty far". I don't like riding the MTA and try to avoid it as much as possible. The L has no express that I know of and travelling to Brooklyn over the summer's gonna melt my m&m's.

When temperatures are recorded by meteorologists, they always measure in the shade...
... why stay in the shade then?

BTW, the L will be the first fully automated train on the MTA. Graff will write itself and the homeless will now be accepting all major credit cards.

Why not put some A.C. units in the trains and automate those using, say, a barometer?

Just a thought...